Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings

Funny Quotes Quotable Quotes Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce