[ Famous Quotes ] Words Of Wisdom

You're very openminded, your brains will fall out. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. There is always one more imbecile than you counted. Exerience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to reconize a mistake when you make it again. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. If you worry you die and if you don't worry you die, so why worry? Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

CelticMoon26

Light Seekers

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Blessings As Always ELLY (SunniD N MistyLeaf)

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