[ Famous Quotes ] quotes on family

“My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called ‘Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.’” --Penelope Lombard

“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.” --Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

“I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” --Mr. Burns, The Simpsons

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” --George Burns

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” --Jerry Seinfeld

“I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.” --Woody Allen

“The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.” --E.B. White

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