[ Famous Quotes ] Bill Cosby, Part 3

Bill Cosby, Part 3

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”

“That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.”

“The childless experts on child raising bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, ‘I love children because they're so honest.’ There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.”

“When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.”

“A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.”

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