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Bertrand Russell: Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Mark Twain: Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Montaigne: My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.

Woody Allen: My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Roger von Oech:Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.

Robert C.Edwards: Never exaggerate your faults Your friends will attend to that.

Unknown Author:Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.

Dodie Smith: Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.

Isaac Asimov: Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.

Blessings As Always ELLY (SunniD N MistyLeaf)

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