[ Famous Quotes ] chocolate

Chocolate

“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.” ~ Sandra Boynton

“I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.” ~ Jack Handey

“What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

“Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get” ~ Forrest Gump

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces” ~ Judith Viorst

Message on a t-shirt: “EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.”

“This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.” ~ Anonymous

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