[ Famous Quotes ] David Letterman

David Letterman

“President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can’t pronounce Schwarzenegger.”

“Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, ‘Thank God this guy doesn’t own any guns!’”

“USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.”

“The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.”

“Last night the United States dropped four 2,000-pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don’t know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?”

“Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.”

“I cannot sing, dance or act; why else would I be but a talk show host.”

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